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Dear Mister Groundhog Letters

A Taste of Reality

 

Dear Mister Groundhog:

The Groundhog issue is too important to be held hostage to semantics, although I realize many would disagree with that last statement. For instance, Nietzsche put forth that our realities are linguistic creations; that is, we reify through language. Appearances that we appropriate through naming eventually become essences and things. T. Beckman (1995) wrote: Nietzsche supposes that there is not much difference between realists and idealists, objectivists and subjectivists, except for linguistic habit. At bottom, all of these stem from origins in our passions, fantasies, and interests. Now that's a sharp slap in the face of our rational underpinnings, or at least what we've psychologized of our rational underpinnings. Additionally, if we are to consider anything of Nietzsche's meditations on the nature of what we call reality, time notwithstanding, then we must also wrap our minds around his denial that we have any organ with which to fix reality and thus are indefinitely subject to untruth. Argh! Furthermore, Beckman writes, To the Apollonian [sic] scientist this is unbearable; hence, art is what makes our situation bearable because art, being playful with appearance, gets around its untruth. This is probably the most important aphorism of [Nietzsche's] Book II and it concludes everything that he has been developing about art. Is it possible McTaggart simply was not being artful, that is, playful enough when asserting his logical contradiction between past, present, and future, and therefore could not escape the tar pit of his own untruths? And is this the definition of a dunderhead? And then there is Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence of the Same, which I fear we will not be able to circumvent in our Groundhog musings.

Yours truly,

Madame Me



Dear Madame Me


Nietzsche, despite the disease, rejection and grinding poverty that he suffered over the years, at least verbally accepted nature as it is, and believed that any superior person would embrace life, no matter how good or evil the world appears to one who loves or hates their nature as the source of pleasure and pain.

Even if a miserable life had to be endlessly repeated, Nietzsche would embrace it. And that is at the bottom of his version of the ancient doctrine of eternal recurrence. He must have known very well that, at least mathematically, the proposition that the cosmos endlessly repeats itself is virtually impossible if not absurd; for, the more complex the universe, the less chance there is of such a repetition, and the universe is almost infinitely complex. Nietzsche's interest in the doctrine of eternal recurrence was moral. His doctrine was a heuristic or self-teaching device, and was not intended to be a theory of physics. He raised a hypothetical question: If a demon came down and demonstrated to you that, beyond a reasonable doubt, your life as well as everyone else's would be repeated endlessly, would you rejoice? or would you despair?

Those who love life would perhaps react joyously and be willing to repeat the cycle time and time again, good and bad; they would stick it out, through thick or thin, for better or worse.

On the other hand, those who deny life would despair. They would probably, in their denial, have resort to the ascetic morality which negates life, the morality that says, "Nothing is good enough, therefore we must have progress, not a cycle, we must be saved from this life, we must have either eternal death of the self, when the body perishes, or we must have an immortal soul that progresses to paradise and eternally perseveres there, providing, of course, that we have blind faith in the god of paradise who booted us from the original paradise because we sinned, and, accordingly deny ourselves in this world,which is ruled by the anti-god, et cetera.

Of course, in the case of the desire for eternal life, or permanent death in contrast to the temporal dynamic life, Nietzsche refers to the religion he despises most of all, Christianity, for which life does not endlessly repeat itself but flies off the earth in a tangent, so to speak, a life that progresses. For Nietzsche, Christianity is a pathetic religion, a religion of pity. Pity for him is a disease, and he would have none of it. He wanted to survive in this world, not the next. The "truths" of Christianity, especially those derived from Plato's Apollonian idolatry of eternal ideals, which Plato idolizes as real, and the craving for permanent supreme being, which Platonic philosophy identifies with Reality, in fact negate or destroy the actual truth, that of truly sacred life, the real, the dynamic, Dionysian life.

"Plato is boring. In reality my distrust of Plato is fundamental. I find him so very much astray from all the deepest instincts of the Hellenes, so steeped in moral prejudices, so pre-existently Christian - the concept 'good' is already the highest value with him, - that rather than use any other _expression I would prefer to designate the whole phenomenon Plato with the hard word, 'superior bunkum,' or, if you would like it better, 'idealism.'

"Christianity," further quoth Nietzsche in The Antichrist, has sided with everything weak, low and botched; it has made an ideal out of antagonism towards all the self-preservation instincts of strong of strong life: it has corrupted even the reason of the strongest intellects, by teaching that the highest values of intellectuality are sinful, misleading and full of temptation. The most lamentable example of this was the corruption of Pascal, who believed in the perversion of his reason through original sin, whereas it had only been perverted by Christianity."

Nietzsche of course contemned Kant's moral philosophy, which did not depend on proof of god's existence but on automatic duty to his (Kant's) version of Christianity's Golden Rule:

"What is there that destroys a man more speedily than to work, to think, feel as an automaton of ;duty,' without internal promptings, without a profound personal predilection, without joy? This is the recipe par excellence of decadence and even of idiocy.... Kant became an idiot." (The Antichrist)

Nietzsche's fictional Zarathustra is the epitome of opposition to Christianity, the counter-ideal to the ascetic ideal which amounts to denial of life and a demand for another, imaginary life, which is, for him, really nothing, eternal nothingness or death, not temporal life, which is everything. His Superman transcends the ascetic ideal of denial. If life is hellish repetition, he will accept it. Yet he believes there can be a higher life, in this world, not in the next. The superior person reaches higher, but he does not at the same time dehumanize or condemn as sin his origin, the very ground he stands on. He does not destroy the old but presses himself into new forms, new values. His life, then, is an art.

In his 1848 lecture on Wagner, Nietzsche scribbled, "I believed that the world was created from the aesthetic standpoint, as a play, and that as a moral phenomenon it was a deception: on that account I came to the conclusion that the world was only to be justified as an aesthetic phenomenon."

Havelock Ellis (Dance of Life), during the course of his sympathetic discourse on Gaultier's philosophy of illusionism, Bovarysm, a philosophy Gaultier derived from a study of Flaubert's novel Madame Bovary, opined, "Our picture of the world, for good or evil, is an idealized picture, a fiction, a waking dream.... But when we idealize the world we begin by first idealizing ourselves."

Gustave Flaubert, frustrated Romantic yet acclaimed pioneer of modern French realism in literature, personally felt that reality was "shit," a disgusting thing he put in his mouth to fashion fiction. His family was well endowed, which allowed him to avoid the detested office work which his legal training might have lead, and to withdraw to his family cottage at Rouen and write novels. He was the literary idol of the art for art's sake school of thought. Whatever art was, it was a way to avoid reality if one could get away with it. It could be easily justified by reversion to the ancient ascetic view that the real world is really an illusion. But this sort of artist would not be an either/or monk in a cell, but would live an aesthetic life in his studio. The aesthetic life has several advantages, one being that artists and those who appreciate their are can enjoy things without actually possessing them, just be looking at them. Of course a starving artist would relish a study of a ham sandwich and bowl of fruit more than a bulging-belly, bourgeois patron of the arts.

Would the world not be more beautiful if more people withdrew from the mad competition for the actual possession of things and enjoyed artistic representations of those things at a distance? Better yet for the greedy world if the art was abstract. Such a better world would be a great market for artists to sell their wares. Others, not so inclined to be painters as such, could instead live artfully, could they not? As for the artists, they need not mix with the crowd and try to prove some version of the 'truth.' No, the artist should lay aside the ideological arguments, the attempt to make the truth, and simply take up a fragment of existence and reveal its truth. If artists would only focus on their art in solitude, they would pose no danger whatsoever to society, and their creations would greatly benefit a society that could then enjoy beholding things presented or represented rather than possessing the things in themselves.

Alas, as Ice-T screamed of Ozzie and Harriet, "The world is not like that!" Creativity is revolutionary. Arts of all sorts including literary art have a reputation for fomenting rebellion, "corrupting morals" and the like. Furthermore, we admit that reality sometimes tastes like shit, but so does artifice. There is something distasteful in the view that the world is just a stage upon which hypocrites (Gk. 'actors') play, that life is just a Machiavellian "game" of power plays.

"What is good?" asked Nietzsche. "All that enhances the feeling of power, the Will to Power, and power itself in man. What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness. What is happiness? The feeling that power is increasing, that resistance has been overcome." Wherefore Nietzsche was much admired by the militant Prussian 'realists' to whom Germany's economic prosperity tasted like shit.

Finally, although there is some truth in it, there is something insincere in the perspective that the world is phony.

Sincerely,

Mister Groundhog 






Nothing Is as Nothing Does by Judith Leigh Bailey

written by Judith Bailey because David Arthur Walters got me to thinking about Nothing and nothing at all...

In the Beginning
Was the Word,
And the Word was Nothing.
Nothing was
Calm, Quiet, and Still
For quite a long while.
Then,
Nothing wanted to see
What nothing looked like,
And discovered that,
To see nothing or even Nothing,
Something had to be added.
And then it got complicated.


Nil


Dear Judith,

I enjoyed your poem about Nothing, and I take comfort in knowing that Nothing is the only Subject we absolutely agree on, for Nothing is always Self-Identical as the Absolutely Unconditional. Nothing has no attributes and cannot be conditioned by thought, for thought must have a mutual subjective and objective relation, or a knowing between knower and known. Indeed, the tragedy of our dreary times is the objective faith and its objectivist monstrosities. I speak of the false faith that Nondenominational Nothing must be a spiritual object. Therefore I congratulate you and I urge you to remain steadfast in Nothing. And remember, if someone asks, "Well, if Nothing exists, what is Nothing?", we may allude to Nothing in this reply, 'Nothing is your Freedom." Or, someone might say, "It's your freedom, stupid." But seldom do those who appreciate Nothing resort to such abusive terms.

Yours In Absolutely Nothing,

Editor

Copyright 2002 Judith Bailey



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Michel Carel’s Modern Artéworldé
by Artéworldé’s esteemed artékritic
David Arthur Walters

 

Michel Carel still owns and operates the first art gallery on South Miami Beach's famed Lincoln Road Mall. That Carel Gallery still exists given the ups and downs of the mall over the last thirty years speaks loudly for the business acumen and artistic taste of its owner, who drove a tank in World War II, moved from France to New York City, then went on to his beloved Miami Beach, where he became thoroughly American and got rich - at least he is reckoned to be a wealthy gentleman by starving artists in the area. 

Now Mr. Carel personally prefers early modern art, and so do his customers. He is rightfully proud of their testimonials as well as the letters he has received from famous painters and friends thanking him for his art lessons. I dropped in for advice shortly after moving to South Beach, where I figured I should make a fortune in short order because I had almost reached retirement age and had next to nothing to retire on. The art and real estate business seemed the best place to turn a fast buck given the time restraints. The red-hot art and real estate markets are joined at the hip in Miami. Art Basel Miami, sponsored in part by real estate tycoons to hustle their wares, is the really big show. 

Mr. Carel was sitting down and reading something when I entered the gallery. He interrupted his reading and looked me up and down as I walked towards him. After we exchanged pleasantries, he asked me what I was looking for. I told him I was new in town, or rather had returned to South Beach after many years, and I wanted to know whether it was best to get into the art business or into the real estate business if one had nothing and wants to retire in five years.

"Get into real estate, not art," he declared without a moment's hesitation. "Sell real estate. It is already there. In three years you can get rich. Then come back and buy a masterpiece from me."  

"But what about all this stuff called Contemporary Art? Even Wall Street is getting into the act and creating funds, saying Contemporary Art will do nothing but appreciate."

"In two years or so it will all be gone, replaced by something else. Real estate will still be there. The art you see here," he continued with a satisfied nod towards his collection,  "are all by well known artists, many of them dead. Time has proven their value."

"I see," I said, looking around. "So you buy fine art, something worthy of long-term investment. The rest is for short-term gains, the stuff people call Contemporary Art. I really don't know much about art. I didn't appreciated fine art until I was over 40 and saw the Van Gogh Exhibit at the Metropolitan. It almost knocked me down. Much of what I've seen in Miami seems trashy, not very well done at all - a few fine works here and there, but framed by clutter all around. But I suppose that's true for much of human production, especially when the product is immaterial," I philosophized.

"They don't know what they are doing. They have no foundation. They cannot sketch," Mr. Carel explained.

"It's junk, right?"

"What do you think of this installation?" Carel pointed to a photograph of something exhibited at Art Basel - a huge, irregular, ballooning shape made of red sheets stretched over a frame. "This artist is very well known," he affirmed. "Art Basel is not known for junk."

"Installation?" I repeated - I was not familiar with the application of the term to art. "My dad installed Venetian blinds after World War II, and I know a man who installs cable. Would you buy this thing?"

"That is for you to buy, not me," he coyly replied.

"Buy it for what? I would never buy it. Don't you ever protest that things like this are called art?"

"I am too old for protests," said he. "That is for the young."

I walked slowly around the gallery. I spotted three paintings I liked, and started to write down the names of the artists so I could find out more about them."

"There is no writing here," Carel firmly commanded.

"But I want to write down the names of these artists."

"Why?"

"Because I'm an art student."

"Who is your teacher?"

"My eye is my teacher."

He nodded approvingly, yet said, "But I do not allow writing here."

"Why?"

"This is a business. People will try to contact the artist to get lower prices."

"I see," I said, putting away my pad and pencil. At that point I noticed hand-written notices stuck on the walls between some of the paintings: all paintings in the gallery are originals, the author had scrawled. That caused me to wonder how buyers could be sure a painting was not an excellent fake.

"Do the people who come into the gallery know a lot about art?" I asked.

"They do not know very much around here."

"What if.... "

"We do not ask 'what if'  around here," Mr. Carel interjected, as if he had read my mind. Never mind, his integrity is unimpeachable.  

"Okay. Thank you for the advice to get into real estate instead of art. And thanks for the art lesson. I will remember what you said." I headed for the door.

"I wish you well," he said as I left, and I think he meant it. When I make it big, I will come back and buy a masterpiece from him. He is over 70, but I suppose he will still be there.


Wheat field with crows 
Vincent van Gogh - Crows in the Wheatfields 1890




VAN GOGH'S INTEGRITY
BY
DAVID ARTHUR WALTERS


Painters and writers have gotten along famously in the past. The visual and conceptual arts obviously complement each other, or at least they should complement each other. Painters have bowed to poets at times, giving them precedence, and poets have bowed to painters: perhaps neither one is superior to the other, notwithstanding DaVinci's opinion that the eye is a nobler instrument than the ear. The truth of the matter is that if an author or a painter wants to strike out on his own, if he wants to be "original", as it were, it would behoove him to look not to his peers, his fellow painters or his fellow writers, for ideas but to his complement.

An author's work will likely improve if he looks to painters instead of writers for fresh ideas. Naturally his new hats will be old hats for the old masters who painted their poetry. The author who is interested in being true to his ethical as well as to his aesthetic principles may have something to learn from the struggles of masterful painters for integrity in their lives and in their compositions. A study of
Vincent Van Gogh's letters, for example,  provides considerable insight in that regard.

Now some people are disturbed by Van Gogh's paintings upsetting, and believe they represent a disintegrated or unwholesome mind. I was disturbed by what I found in regards to the completion of his paintings towards the end of his life. Yet, curiously, Picasso described Vincent Van Gogh's life as an "exemplary life."

Van Gogh, as we know, was a devout man, a frustrated minister who loved the world and embraced it, painting himself wholeheartedly into his paintings, providing us with an objective view of a peculiar integration of individual exhibitionism and social idealism. He may have been "mad" as an individual, yet in his artful integration of self with nature, and when, like the working people he loved, he atoned with nature through his work, he was as sane as could be expected of a whole being.

After flirting with the wanton abstractions of a wild imagination, Van Gogh turned to reality, clinging to it for dear life unto his tragic death. Thus did he occupy himself with his destiny and fate; and in being true to himself in nature, he was certainly a man of integrity.

Today integrity is most often associated with business: almost every mission statement declares the person or firm to be one of great professional integrity, therefore deserving of our business. Van Gogh was definitely not a commercial artist. Many talented artists suffer from the infamous psychological fear of success/failure and the belief that money works the ruin of truth and therefore art. Vincent Van Gogh sold only one painting - Red Vineyard -  in his entire life - to painter Anna Boch, after the critic Albert Aurier favored him and he was invited to the Les XX avant garde exhibit in Brussels. That single sale troubled him greatly. Indeed, Van Gogh was a man of integrity but he was materially poor. His brother supported his spiritual-artistic life, thus did Van Gogh have his artistic license.

Thanks to birth, marriage, or a patron, many great literary men and women do not have to suffer material impoverishment for their artistic license. Rich or poor, an artist needs ample time to produce fine art, and not all have suffered material poverty to produce it - spiritual poverty might suffice. We may have difficulty sympathizing with them, yet affluent people sometimes suffer greatly from want of love if not ennui. For example, a novelist had his wealthy heroine debark from her limousine, enter her fine Manhattan townhouse, walk through several luxuriously appointed rooms into her elegant bedroom, throw herself down on her four-poster bed and burst into tears: her lover had deserted her; she was all alone with her wealth -imagine that and weep. She soon took up the writing of novels, and, due to her personal contacts with media moguls, a publisher accepted her first novel and it was a best seller. By the way, the novel was autobiographical.


As for material poverty, it has not always provoked the production of fine art. Dire impoverishment has resulted in the destruction of many talented artists. It appears that Vincent Van Gogh was about to have the economic rug ripped out from under him. Brother
Theo Van Gogh had supported his career for some time. After Theo's wife bore him a new child in June of 1890, he informed Vincent that he was quitting his job and starting up his own dealership, and warned that the risk entailed would require financial restraint. Shortly after their meeting in Paris, Vincent wrote a letter to Theo, stating in part:

"It was no slight thing when we all felt our daily bread was in danger, no slight thing when for reasons other than that we felt that our means of subsistence were fragile. Back here, I still felt very sad and continued to feel the storm which threatens you weighing on me too. What was to be done - you see, I generally try to be fairly cheerful, but my life is also threatened at the very root, and my steps are also wavering. I feared - not altogether but yet a little - that being a burden to you, you felt me a thing rather to be dreaded, but Jo's letter proves to me clearly that you understand that for my part I am as much in toil and in trouble as you are. There - thought the brush almost slipped from my fingers, but knowing exactly what I wanted, I have painted three more big canvanses since. They are vast fields of wheat under troubled skies, and I did not need to go out of my way to try to express sadness and extreme loneliness."

We have at least two versions of Vincent's fate: he "accidentally" shot himself in a wheat field which had been a subject of his painting; or, the fatal wound was no accident.Van Gogh was active for ten years, producing 1,000 watercolors and 1,250 paintings.

It is within reason to speculate that Vincent Van Gogh, threatened with the loss of support from his brother and therefore his occupational integrity as an artist, committed suicide after producing seventy paintings - including several masterpieces - in the last two and one half months of his life. Theo, by the way, outlived Vincent by a mere six months.For Van Gogh, life may have not been worth living without the means to pursue his occupation. Many others have taken their own lives when deprived of their occupation; they might do so to "save face" or because they cannot stand to be alienated from the practice of their life's work. In Van Gogh's case, we can only speculate, and by no means do we wish to add to the scandal of his death.

 

Condemned to Freedom
by David Arthur Walters

Leading an artistic life of illusionment with its plethora of possibilities might compose the best of all possible lives. If our conceptions of the world are necessarily illusions, then the artistic life is at least the true life. It may not be the good and beautiful life - that is up to the artist.

Why would any artist in her right mind want for anything when she can adopt a convenient illusion to sustain her? Well, mana might not drop out of heaven to feed her body, but the right attitude will go far towards getting her food and shelter and the tools to work with, or anything else for that matter; and, if any attitude whatsoever does not so obtain, she might still enjoy her mental life for what it is, an illusion, and say, "This is the best of all possible worlds because we make it so."

The world is certainly a fact, but the opinions on facts vary within two categories: opinions that serve us well, and those that do not. Wherefore the sensible person for whom happiness is the highest human good would want to please herself with useful opinions about the facts. That person will certainly encounter painful facts no matter what her opinions of them might be. When the facts fly against her opinions, she might say, "To hell with the facts," and press on in an attempt to realize at some more distant date her preferred illusion.

Of course a disillusioned woman may simply revise her opinions and venture forth confidently again, armed with another, more convenient illusion. Or she might simply despair and go nowhere, or paint a self-portrait and destroy herself along with it.

In any case, given the inertia of certain objective facts which impede the human will to absolute liberty, it is evident that, although we may be deceived in whole or in part about the nature of world, the world is not in itself an illusion as far as we are concerned. The world is quite real, and we are condemned to do something about it. Or, if you please, we are free to do something about it, and that freedom is always illusory to a certain extent.

 




Hyatt Regency Coral Gables




KORAL KABBALAH
BY
DAVID ARTHUR WALTERS
 
 
Coral Gables, Florida, is perhaps the most expensive place for members of the growing servant economy to have lunch in metropolitan Miami; many of them pack their lunch. As for me, I was headed for Burger King. A becoming young lady handed me a slick flyer as I walked along Miracle Mile.

"Kabbalah Comes to the Gables."

The public was invited to a free introduction to the Kabbalah, to be held at the Hyatt Regency on October 23, 2005. Furthermore, for the sum of $25, interested parties could attend a workshop:

"Many Lives, Many Lovers - How To Find Your Soul Mate: This workshop will reveal the secrets of finding your true soul mate and everlasting love."

The area traversed by Miracle Mile in Coral Gables is an upscale, upgraded neighborhood south of downtown Miami and Coconut Grove. It is graced by Spanish architecture, wealthy people, banks big and small, exclusive restaurants, art galleries, beauty shops, and the like. The older Spanish-style buildings are few in number, low-slung and quite lovely. But the current architectural mode is ponderous Romanesque-made-tall, amply court-yarded and colonnaded.

The Gables look is antiseptic on the whole. One might notice an ever-so-slight, mingled scent on breezy days, of laundered money and expensive colognes. The men are relatively handsome and well heeled under cuffed trousers. If they wear a phallic symbol at all, it is often a red one. Some of the women, particularly those who drive the luxury cars found for sale nearby, have cozy rear seats and comfortable headlights.
By the way, Miami, on the whole, has the largest breasts in the Sunbelt, at least according to the recent statistical studies of breast implantation. But ordinary Latinos, particularly Cubans, seem to be mostly fond of rumps, and the larger the better. Wherefore if you are an amply endowed lady, no problem, come on down to Miami and your beauty will fare well in many neighborhoods.

As for Coral Gables, I suppose the most desirable mates are reserved; but one never knows unless the issue is pressed hard. I myself am lonely for dollars at present, hence I have not paid much attention to the possibility of meeting a body or soul mate as of yet - a synthesis of the two would be best for one who follows the personalist ethics of the late Polish pope.


Thanks to La Mujer de Oro, the beautiful married woman who called me out of the clear blue sky, I landed a temporary assignment in Gables for a few weeks. I had almost hit rock bottom - or rather the beach - when she called. I had been beating my head against the wall for some time, and had given up all my high hopes as well as my lowly desires.

There are some things we can do nothing about except leave everything including our egos behind at the coral gate, then submit, forego, forgive, forget, and enter empty-handed with palms opened upward to receive whatever is in store. There are times when we should for nothing if we would receive what is good for us, for our confusing demands simply get in the way.

In any case, I would keep going through the motions with an empty mind, resigned to my fate whatever it might be. In fine, with faith in nothing and knowing nothing is perfect, I would accept whatever number came up even if it were zero. Those 'woulds' were the extent of my will. La Mujer de Oro called two hours later. I found myself in Gables the very next day.

I studied the Kabbalah flyer as the young lady who handed it to me stood by.

"Do you know about the Kabbalah?" she asked.

"Nothing is better than the Kabbalah," I replied.

We smiled broadly at each other and parted pleased with each other and ourselves.

Nothing is perfect.
 
Miami Beach Nymph



The City of Miami Beach would not be worth a plug nickel without its heart and soul, for there would be much better places in the world to live and play. And what is the heart and soul of the city? What a stupid question! It's that marvel over there, the one walled off by the towers of concrete, glass and steel. It's the beach!

Now there are people who examine the beaches of the world and rank a few of them as the best beaches according to some criterion or the other. I've seen quite a few beaches myself. But the best beach in America is Miami Beach. If you do not believe me, I'm prepared to admit that I might be wrong. Send me a round trip tour to the beach of your choice and I'll get back to you with my ranking.

First of all, Miami Beach is a magic beach. In fact, Magic City depends on its beach for its magic. If you approach the beach in the right frame of mind, you will soon know what I mean. Not that the fortune you need will fall out of the sky, but you might find the nutty person of your dreams, a suitcase full of one-hundred dollar bills, a diamond necklace, a Rolex, and an old silver dollar among other things no less significant but not as valuable, such as pretty shells, hearing aids, and false teeth. Or the square Axlent watch from Scandinavia that washed up at my feet one spectacular Sunday morning just after I had looked around and mused, "We see roundish and triangular things in nature, but we don't see many square things on nature's surface. Man makes square things. Why, man is a square, that's what he is!" So I declared the watch to be found art.


But those are the trivial signs of the magnificence of Miami's fabulous conjunction of Sun, Land, Ocean and Sky. I reside just a block from South Beach, in front of the wall of hotels, yet every time I walk onto the sandy beach on a sunny Sunday I am astonished by the glorious simplicity before me: the broad expanse of tan to white sand stretching north and south as far as the eye can see; the blue to green Atlantic, sometimes smooth, sometimes wavy, rounding off the horizon in the distance; the deep blue sky; perchance a few white clouds; all the foregoing presided over by the Disk, sometimes yellow, sometimes silver, sometimes glaring its natural white. That is in startling contrast to the artificial confusion of consumables and scrambled brains at my back.

'Willy' summed it up the other day. He had been robbed on the beach: his rib was broken and his head grazed by a bullet while sleeping behind the Delano Hotel. Was he not afraid, I asked, to sleep on the beach again? No, he replied, for there is no feeling in the world like the sand at one's feet and the sky above, from which god looks down at the water. And what does god see when he looks in the ocean? asked Willy. He sees himself, I said. That's right, man! he exclaimed. His name would be Narcissus, I said to myself, if he ignores the water nymphs.

I saw one of the water nymphs dreaming this morning. Artists paint and photographers photograph nudes stretched out or curled up on beds and couches, but the Master lays down a young woman in a bikini on two hotel towels on the sand near the water's edge. He puts her to sleep, curls her up like a fetus, on her right side, practically naked in the sandy womb, not quite innocent but innocent enough. She unconsciously clutches a towel with one arm stretched between her legs. Her face shines in the sun but the golden light does not awaken her. She is obviously dreaming Miami Beach.

I reluctantly averted my eyes from the sleeping beauty, not wanting to put her to shame, and continued on my way - three young men sat nearby, all staring at her to no end. It is no wonder that the noble Arabs of the desert had only one god above, I said, given the attraction of the oasis below.

Mark my words, Miami Beach is the heart and soul of the City of Miami Beach. I would not give you a plug nickel for the city without her.

The magic turtle may assist us in rebuilding our world



Taiwan Stamp




THE MAGIC TURTLE
BY
DAVID ARTHUR WALTERS

 

The Chinese magic turtle is a peculiar sacred animal. The dragon, the phoenix, and the unicorn are sacred as well, but only the turtle can be seen by everyone to this very day.

Turtles naturally have a relatively long life. People in prehistoric China, for instance, spoke of a thousand-year-old giant turtle. Parents told their children, and they told their children and so on down the line. When people learned to write, they wrote about the virtually immortal turtle.

Children become aware of some of the turtle's virtues from direct observation. The turtle is amphibious - it can survive in or out of water. It has a hard, protective shell or house into which it can withdraw its vulnerable head. It has a wise, careful way of walking. It is very stable - it will not flip over easily. And of course some children like turtle soup.

China would not exist today without the turtle's mythical stability. You see, Gong Gong the giant troublemaker butted his head into mountains and knocked them down. The falling mountains ripped big holes in the heavens, causing the sky to tilt; water poured through the holes, flooding the Earth. As if that were not bad enough, fires ravaged the dry areas. Most of people drowned, or starved to death because the crops were destroyed.

Nu Wa, or Earth Mother, the goddess who created human beings from mud, came to the rescue. She melted colored rocks obtained from the river and used the metal derived from the molten mass as glue to patch up the holes in the sky, stopping the leaks. And she found a huge turtle, cut off its legs and used them to hold up the sky, making it level again, thus preventing water from flooding the southern countryside. But some folks say the sky had collapsed into such a final shape that Nu Wa only had to cut off one foot of a giant turtle, using it to prop up the northern part of the sky slightly higher than the rest, in order to keep the water flowing south at just the right rate suitable for agriculture. They claim that a giant turtle is wandering around in the northern sky, looking for its missing appendage.

According to another popular myth, several islands were placed on the backs of turtles eons ago. Wise beings, called the Immortals, or White Souls, lived on the islands even before they were put on turtles. The White Souls were immortal because they had eaten a special herb growing on the islands, the Herb of Immortality. They were white or 'transparent' because they had cast off their skins like snakes. Moreover, all the animals on the islands were pure white.

The mythical islands are known as the Blessed Isles or the Isles of the Immortals. The Immortals lived a life of luxury in houses of gold and jade. Island fruits - pearls and precious gems - were delicious to the eye if not to the mouth. The plant actually eaten by the Immortals, The Herb of Immortality, gave them the power of levitation, enabling them to visit all of the Blessed Isles.

The Blessed Isles were floating peacefully in the ocean in the good old days. In fact, everything was quite lovely; that is, until a giant took two huge steps out into the ocean began fishing with his net and snagged the islands. As the giant pulled his island catch back to the mainland, the Supreme Sovereign spotted him and put a stop to the displacement of the islands, placing each island on the backs of underwater turtles, therefore the Blessed Isles were stabilized.

However, the giant came back later, sat down on one of the islands, and started to fish with a line. He caught six turtles and took them home for dinner, hence the Blessed Isles the six turtles had secured to the ocean floor eventually drifted far up north, where, according to an ancient report, they became stuck in the ice. Yet another report states the drifting islands constituted Japan. Less reliable is a postmodern report claiming  that  the Blessed Isles drifted far out into the Pacific Ocean, where they became the Hawaiian Islands.

This researcher searched for the Herb of Immortality on Oahu a few years ago, but to no avail.  Perhaps the Herb is cultivated somewhere on the Big Island (Hawaii). A local myth has it that some sort of magical herb is secretly grown in an area called Puna on Hawaii. The sticky herb is called Puna Butter, or "the butter of the gods." Mythologists may want to venture over to Big Island one day, where they might discover, bake and eat some of the herb, and as a result see the Immortals as well as the sacred animals for themselves.

The stability of turtles is obvious, but if we look at the turtle's shell we can divine a lot more than we might think. Indeed, almost everything we need to know is embedded on the turtle's shell, as if the turtle were an oracle.

Long ago, after a certain turtle was killed and eaten,  wise men asked the tortoise shell questions, such as, "What is going to happen in the future? What can wqe do about it?" The turtle admonished them to ask more specific questions. But how can a dead turtle answer questions in the first place?

Wise men drilled little holes in the hard shell of the turtle's back, inserted a hot instrument into the holes, causing the shell to crack. They gazed at the cracks, divined their meaning, and scratched the answers on the shell for future reference. Thus did the turtle reveal its secrets and teach people how to think about the unknown.

Of course the birds taught the scribes how to draw the word pictures the wise men inscribed on the tortoise shells to interpret the cracks. The birds, we are informed, left footprints in the mud by the river. A wise man read footprints and discovered that footprinting would be the most convenient method for the production of word pictures.

If the origin of the Chinese language seems odd, consider the fact that, one day, a special turtle emerged from the river. It had a message on its back, written by a black fish. The message taught people how to think and to write about things that are always changing: that system was eventually recorded in the Book of Changes or I Ching.

We can learn about China's early geography, long before Westerners named it China, from the sacred turtle's back. That calls for the telling of yet another old turtle tale:

Few Westerners notice it, but there is a map of the Nine Regions of China on the shell of a particular kind of tortoise. We are told that the same turtle - the very one that holds up the sky - helped rebuild the Earth after it was badly damaged.

Another disastrous flood, one lasting twenty-two years, had occured. It did so much damage to the houses and fields that many people began to live like animals again. A wise king named Yao asked a man named Gun to stop the flood. Gun started building dams, but the dams did not work -after eight years, conditions were worse than ever. So Yao put a wise man called Shun in charge of the kingdom, and Shun had Gun beheaded for doing a lousy job, replacing him with a wise man named Yu.

Yu succeeded in controlling the flood. Not only did he build better dams, he built canals to drain water out of the flooded areas. The people and crops were saved - Yu became king. Since then Chinese people often mentioned the three wise kings, China's Three Sage Kings: Yao, Shun, and Yu. The storytellers rarely mentioned that the Three Sage Kings and the dishonored Gun were relatives.  Confucius, a conservative Chinese teacher who wanted to return his troubled people to the stable traditions, spoke well of the Three Sage Kings.  Of course Confucius would deem it highly improper to chop off the head of a relative, even if he were as incompetent as Gun, not to mention anyone else for that matter, for according to tradition if not fact, a dead man must go to Heaven whole - that is why eunuchs carried their severed members with them in little caskets.

There is another version of the myth, one more favorable to Gun. He is also killed in this version,  but he is a succesful man rather than a colossal failure. We learn that Gun was once a white horse in Heaven. When he saw how everyone on Earth was suffering because of the flood, he was  saddened and decided to help them. He stole some of the Supreme Sovereign's Growing Soil -when Growing Soil is laid down on our planet, it grows more dirt. Gun spread some Growing Soil around, using it to make mountains as well as dams to control the flood. People loved and glorified him for his good deeds: they sang his name and danced. But the Supreme Sovereign was angry because his Growing Soil had been stolen, so he made the Fire God kill Gun, beside a mountain near the North Pole.

Strange as this might seem, Gun's dead body did not rot for three years because the spirit of his unborn son was inside the corpse, keeping it fresh. The Supreme Sovereign wondered why the body was not decaying. He had one of his gods cut it open with a magic sword. A dragon flew out of the body and circled up to Heaven - the dragon was Gun's son, Yu.

When Yu arrived in Heaven, he asked the Supreme Sovereign for some Growing Soil so he could continue with his father's work and save humankind from the flood. The Supreme Sovereign capitulated, agreeing that it was high time to save humankind, and Yu got the Growing Soil. After he arrived on Earth with the dirty substance, he worked so hard to save everyone that one side of his body shriveled up.

Mind you that Yu did not work alone: he had two assistants. One assistant was a dragon, who dragged his tail around, cutting out the riverbeds and valleys so the floodwaters could drain away and help grow things. The other assistant was, of course, the turtle! He carried the Growing Soil on his back so Yu could use it to make mountains. Yu knew how to lay everything out because the plan for his whole project was spelled out on the turtle's back - the map indicated the right places for mountains, dams and rivers.

Some people believe there is no truth to the fantastic story about Gun, his son Yu, and Yu's turtle. But we tend to believe it. Not only is it written on the old turtle's back, it is written in the stars as well. Surely when everyone learns how to read the turtle's back and the stars, they will know the truth about everything they need to know. Astrologers start with the Black Turtle or Heavenly Turtle, the heavenly marker for the winter quadrant. They also mention Gun, the appellation for Corona Australis. No doubt the tail of Scorpius is the tail of the Responsive Dragon. And so on.



 

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